Wednesday, 22 April 2015

When Tanya met Ed.

Now THIS is what I think spanking should be all about. Your typical suburban soccer mom in trouble with the old man who keeps his hot sexy wife in check by smacking her arse - not only by way of discipline but as an intimate part of their sex lives. Women in long summer dresses pulled up to reveal a pair of tight panties covering a bulging bum and stocking clad legs. Awesome! Tanya Fox and Ed Lee show how it should be done.

And I Spanked Her All Night Long!

GREAT photo of blonde cutie Trixie in action from much missed KANE. I fucking loved this issue.

image copyright kane

Spanking Scrapbook: 303 Spanking Photos.

One of the rare USA spank mags that I managed to find in a particular back street Video store.

Saturday, 4 April 2015

Spontaneous Spankings.

The shit that can happen when trying on a new pair of pants!

Maybe the cute shop assistant brought him a 40 instead of a 38.

Friday, 3 April 2015

Spanking Scrapbook: KANE #40

Classic cover with the awesome Liz Leather.

Spanking Scrapbook: the Phoenix Bookshelf.

Old UK spank mag buyers/collectors will well remember this advert for the Phoenix Bookshelf with various books about the subject. "The spanking adventures of Johnny Muldoon" was a personal favourite. Damn, nearly 30 years ago!

The Spankers Next Door.

Sometimes a little imagination is not a good thing. 

Spanking Scrapbook: Spanking Experience #2

A series about spanking ephemera and memorabilia.

Many - many - moons ago, I remember visiting the old Janus bookshop in London and being like a kid in a sweet shop and spending a good long time just gawping at all the spanking stuff on display. I spent serious coin that day and came away with a big brown bag full of various magazines and paperbacks. One of the things I bought was this. Sadly, all the things from back then are long gone but the memories still linger..

Bums #4


The wonderful rear bumper of 70's porn star Dawn Knudsen.

Thursday, 2 April 2015

Spanking Glam Rock 70's.

All reveals are exciting. None more so than pulling down her panties for her first spanking!

A really good photo from Swish and love the FAB 70's vibe.

Saturday, 28 March 2015

Doing the Hippy Hippy Spank!

Flower power spanking.

Wednesday, 25 March 2015

Shape Up or Get Spanked!

Learning the Spanking way!


Guys, remember to check out my main YEOWCH blog just in case Blogger removes this one. Click here.

Monday, 23 March 2015

Bums #3

Remember when you first got online and the first thing you typed into Netscape was something like "Wimen BIG bums spanked spanking arsecheeks knickers bloomers." and you nearly fell out of your chair when you realized you weren't the only one with that weird fetish and you sat there for hours going through every link and saving as every photo you came across into a folder called FLUFFY BUNNY PIX - DO NOT CLICK. Yeah, for me it was when I discovered newsgroups and the fucking awesome - holy shit, it was like Christmas and I was on dial up pay per minute back then lol. Anyway, I remember this lady and her amazing bum came from those days and her arse is as amazing now as it was back then..

Breezy Imaginations.

Hidden secrets and an awesome drawing by Louis Malteste.

Sunday, 22 March 2015

It's the Spanking Milkman!

Delivering fresh cream daily to naughty women everywhere.

Image copyright Janus.

FUN FACT: This was the actual photo that gave me inspiration all those years ago to write a story about Eddie the milkman and his spanking adventures with three women on his rounds. Kinda went the long dong schlong route with the over ripe sex which made it really fun to write. Always loved the idea that a regular Joe with three well spanked naked ladies at his feet suddenly whips out his extra large sausage much to their shocked surprise and delight. "Ooooo Eddie, you must have been right at the front of the queue when he was handing those out!" Yeah, yeah, immature and silly as fuck hah hah.

Bums #2

Those things are a work of art!

Bums: an ongoing series about er bums.

Bums #1

Blimey, fancy coming home to that every night after a hard day at work.

Saturday, 21 March 2015

Well Drawn Haunches.

Haunches, buttocks and backside are such cool words in the spanking vocabulary. Awesome art!

Arse Over Tit.

Barney showing his new girlfriend Cynthia wots wot.

Saturday Night Spanking Fever.

Friday, 20 March 2015

Spanking a Girl called Marilyn.

Some like it hot. Some like it sore.

Thursday, 19 March 2015

The Enthusiastic Mr Dibble.

"Really Sir, are you sure this is the best way to make sure I remember that Pythagoras thingy?"

Posted in ye olde deleted Yeowch blog long ago but awesome enough to be posted again!

Slippering Juicy Lucy.

Freakin' love the way this is shot. Luscious Lucy and her legs all over the place.

Monday, 16 March 2015

This Crazy Little Thing Called Spanking.

 Freddie was  right about Fat bottomed girls. From defunct UK spank mag Whispers.


Check out all the latest spanking news on my main YEOWCH blog here!

Friday, 13 March 2015

Mary Millington Spanking.

Probably the most famous UK softcore porn star of the 70's being spanked.

Mary Millington.

Wednesday, 11 March 2015

Polly Rainbow Spanking.

I call her Polly. Perfectly framed in her rainbow dress and those lop sided stockings... sigh.

Monday, 9 March 2015

Pretty Maids all Spanked in a Row.

Leon Pierre 1932

A spanking for one. A spanking for all.

Paging Doctor Spanker.

Carry on spanking that nurse, Matron! Ya know, they really missed a trick back in the 70's by not making a movie in the series called that. Can just imagine Sid James as a leery Doctor Spanker and Babz Windsor as Nurse Buttocks running around in a sexy uniform one size too small and giving all the patients a hard time - in more ways than one. Sigh. More kinky nurse shenanigans here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Sunday, 8 March 2015

Spanking 101.

A spanking in the raw. Ass up. Panties down. 

Saturday, 7 March 2015

Packed Slacks Spanking.

Normal posting service is resumed with your spanking postman reposting some of his favourite spanking pix that got deleted after the Blogger spook. Can't remember the babes name but she sure as hell looks the business in those tight pants. Awesome photo.

Friday, 6 March 2015

Rules of a Spanking House.

Some households need a certain set of rules to keep everything in order. Especially if there are a pair of naughty young ladies living there and need to be taken in hand and bent over a knee. More here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Thursday, 5 March 2015

Spank Blogging in the UK

After all the fuss and nonsense, I think we should all bow down and give thanks to the Vorderman rear.

A new dawn. A time to begin again.

Google Reverses Adult Content Policy on Blogger.

Eh, well, what the flying fuckwittery?!

I'm pissed. Seriously pissed. Was just surfing around and came across a post on Hermiones excellent blog about an official notice posted on a Google forum:

Hello everyone, 

This week, we announced a change to Blogger’s porn policy. We’ve had a ton of feedback, in particular about the introduction of a retroactive change (some people have had accounts for 10+ years), but also about the negative impact on individuals who post sexually explicit content to express their identities. So rather than implement this change, we’ve decided to step up enforcement around our existing policy prohibiting commercial porn.  

Blog owners should continue to mark any blogs containing sexually explicit content as “adult” so that they can be placed behind an “adult content” warning page.

Bloggers whose content is consistent with this and other policies do not need to make any changes to their blogs.

Thank you for your continued feedback.  

The Blogger Team
There you go. And numb nuts here just fucking deleted all the posts that Google originally said were not allowed in their new terms of contract which now, apparently, is worth jack shit.  AN EMAIL INFORMING BLOGGERS OF THIS CHANGE OF HEART WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE GUYS! What a right carry on. So now we're allowed to post adult content again, right? Not sure what the fuck is going on. I need a bowl of porridge to cool me down. Sheesh, nearly 10 years of posts gone....

Update: HAH, got this literally 5 minutes after I posted the above -

Dear Blogger User,

This week, you received an email telling you about some changes we were 
making to the Blogger Content Policy. In that email, we announced a change 
to Blogger's porn policy stating that blogs distributing sexually explicit 
images or graphic nudity would be made private.

We've received lots of feedback about making a policy change that affects 
longstanding blogs, and the negative impact on individuals who post 
sexually explicit content to express their identities.

We appreciate the feedback. Instead of making this change, we will be 
maintaining our existing policies (

What this means for your blog:
Commercial porn will continue to be prohibited.
If you have pornographic or sexually explicit content on your blog, you 
must turn on the adult content setting 
( so that a warning 
will be shown.

If you don't have sexually explicit content on your blog and you're 
following the rest of the Blogger Content Policy 
(, you don't need to make any changes to 
your blog.

Thank you for your continued feedback,

The Blogger Team
 You couldn't make it up. As Col. Taylor said some three thousand years in the future "Keep your damned dirty stinking hands off my spanking porn!!!"

Tights Defence for Bonnie May.

Give me a woman in a pair of blustery bloomers any day but for cute babes in a pair of black tights then Bonnie May just ring your bell. More here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Wednesday, 4 March 2015

Double the Triple A Spanking Fun.

Guys, a little fantasy cosplay is what this gal loves best and the debut of a bubbly blonde babe and her well spanked ass are new on my main blog. More here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Tuesday, 3 March 2015

Spank Pix #4: When Harry Spanked Sally.

For fans of women in long flowery dresses check out this awesome photo from a classic UK spanking magazine. Here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Sunday, 1 March 2015

His Imperfect PA

Sometimes you just can't get the right staff but sometimes you have got the right staff and you've just got to whip them into shape to get the job done properly. Well, in our case, when I say whip I mean give them a spanking or something more strict as the lovely Belinda Lawson from Firm Hand Spanking is about to find out! - Check it out on my main blog - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Saturday, 28 February 2015

SPANK PIX #3 - In Praise of the Older Woman and Her Bottom.

Older women being spanked or banged by younger men has always been one of those domestic situations that I've always had a thing about. A lot of my sex spank fiction has older dominant female characters who are into submissive cosplay with their younger male partners. The idea of a mature woman saying "Alright, this is what I like and this is what I want so that is what you have to do to me." makes my iD go ding dong inside my head. Check out the photo here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Denim Spanking for Belinda Lawson.

Belinda Lawson was born to wear and be paddled in a tight pair of denim jeans. One of my favourite Firm Hand girls being made to stand up straight and stick that booty right out! More here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Spanking Babes: Liz Leather.

Who remembers this lady? Buying KANE magazine back in the 80s/90s was always a big thrill. Back then it used to come out every 6 weeks or so and their photo stories were the best and one of my favourite girls back then was the awesome Liz Leather. Enjoy a cool retro photo of her here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Friday, 27 February 2015

An After School Cosplay Spanking.

Costume cosplay spanking between adults is always great fun and highly erotic. Here are Aleesha Fox and Ella Hughes in a nice little "daughter in trouble because of poor grades" story. More here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Classic Spanking Mags: ROUE #1

Used to do a series of these posts looking back at some of the classic spanking magazines I used to buy during the 70's/80's and 90's on this blog. Due to new blogger rules no longer allowing adults to post or read adult content I've now moved all future posts over to my own domain version of YEOWCH. Anyway, great fun looking back and here is one of my favourites because of this particular lady on the cover. See it here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Thursday, 26 February 2015

Spanking Army Babes in Uniform.

Put a woman in uniform and then create a scenario where she ends up getting a spanking and I'll be right around with a can of Iron Bru and a packet of peanuts to grab a front row seat. Scarlett and Julie are a pair of sexy Army gals who both end up knickers down for their spanking by Colonel Mike. More here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Spank Pix #2 - Mature Lady Caned.

Another one of my all-time favourite spank pix  from a classic UK spanking mag. Check it out here - Yeowch Spanking blog.

Wednesday, 25 February 2015

Spank Art #1 - A Victorian Parlour Spanking.

Those of you who have been regular visitors to YEOWCH over the years know I'm a really big fan of spanking and erotic art in all shapes and sizes. So check out the first in a dedicated series on my main blog where what I used to post here is now being posted over there lol. See my first choice here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Spank Pix #1 - Holy Hot Pants!

Ok dudes, here we go. Time to put on clean underwear and get this new adventure on the road with the first post in a brand new series dedicated to some of my favourite spanking things - fat bottomed women in really tight shorts! View it here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Pandora in Stockings and Suspenders.

Pandora Blake was always dreaming of a spanking in nothing but her black stockings and suspenders. The thing about spanking dreams is they sometimes can come true! More here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Dealing with a Brat called Mandie.

Well, here we go. A first post for the new Blogger nanny knows best era. Most of these will be linking to my hosted YEOWCH blog where I can post whatever the fuck I like. Stuff like I used to do on here will now be over there and twice as much fun with a retro look back at spanking with classic spank pix mixed in with the brand new content I get from spanking producers worldwide. Latest update is dealing with a naughty American girl called Mandie. Click here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Tuesday, 24 February 2015

YEOWCH Update - Deleting blog posts.

Alright, gone through the whole blog and saved what I needed to save before the great deletion begins. Really sad as doing these posts over the years has been a lot of creative fun and given me so many great memories. But that was then and this is now and it is what it is...

Just wanted to thank all those great authors who contributed their awesome spanking stories over the years to help YEOWCH grow into what it became and to all of you who commented on what you read on my blog. Once all the posts with pix/video clips are deleted I'll leave the blog up and in the coming days upload my spanking stories and will add to the collection when I feel like it. YEOWCH SPANKING BLOG will now become my main blog for doing free spanking content - link below.

Been a good run on Blogger. Once I've deleted everything I'm going to go get drunk.

Update #2 - Done. All gone.

Future of YEOWCH: some general thoughts.

Been interesting reading comments about Google/Bloggers new censorship policy. Number of people have suggested making YEOWCH  a private blog. Not sure how this would work to be honest: "Please refrain from creating content that would violate this new policy" So, basically, this means I can't upload a post that contains any "nude/sexually explicit" content to Blogger even if the blog is rated as "private" and not available to the general public. No posting any more naughty stuff AT ALL is what they're saying as far as I can make out which kind of defeats the whole point of doing a blog like YEOWCH.

Going private would also mean having to have people register to gain access which is going to be a non starter as YEOWCH gets over a 1000 visitors every day. Probably going to do an overall purge through the whole blog/every post and save stuff I want to keep, then delete every post in the database and only re-post all my spank fiction which should at least keep the blog going in some way. I'll probably then put up a pinned post re-directing visitors to my hosted YEOWCH blog and do there what I've been doing here for years making that blog a more magazine style blog rather than an affiliate promo one. All domain and server costs are paid up for the next year so that should be ok.

Guess I'd better get started. Bloody hell, 950 posts "gulp!"

Remember to bookmark YEOWCH SPANKING BLOG as I'll be doing my thing there from now on.