Showing posts with label yeowch spanking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label yeowch spanking. Show all posts

Saturday, 22 July 2017

EROTIC STORY: This Crazy Little Thing Called SEX part 4.



4: Her port in any storm.

The tide had turned, with the sea lapping at our bare feet as we walked hand in hand along the shoreline towards the stone jetty, where children played and boats were moored.

Rick stopped and raised his hand to shield his eyes from the bright sun as he looked across the horizon to where the white swell of crashing waves burst upon the rocks off Church Point. "One day," he promised, "I'm going to live in a place like this. Away from everything."

"You are such the romantic," I smiled as I snuggled in close to him, still clasping his hand in mine. And he was. And that was what I loved most about him. It was always about the small things. The things he did without thinking that made you smile.

"What about you?" he asked.

I twiddled my toes, enjoying the feel of wet sand beneath them, "Hmmm, what about me what?"

"What's your 'one day when'?"

To be with you, silly. I go where you go. Isn't that obvious?

"It doesn't matter where I am, what I'm doing, so long as I'm happy," I replied. Life would take me wherever she meant for me to go. He just looked at me and smiled. I was happy now, so, maybe, I had already arrived.

There were groups of people, mostly families with children, spread out along the beach as we just wandered on our way. As we passed them by, some of them began to notice me and look in my direction, pretending not to stare. Men and boys of all ages and I had to bite my lip as so many of them automatically sucked in their guts and stuck out their chests when they saw me glance their way.

"Thank God, you're not wearing a bikini," Rick whispered in my ear, "There'd be a riot."

I gave him a stern look and we both laughed as we walked on.

*

Wednesday, 19 July 2017

CLASSIC SPANK MAGS: PHOENIX #46


Who remembers this one? 

My all-time favorite PHOENIX spank mag from the 80's

Sunday, 3 July 2016

Spank Art: These Ladies Made for Spanking.


From Monsieur Paulette by Louis Malteste (1922)

Brilliant.

Saturday, 30 April 2016

A Well Thrashed Fanny!


For new office girl cheeky Tiffany Perkins, it was either his way or the highway!

"Crikey, Mr Simpson. This is a whole lot better than getting the sack like in my other jobs!"

The Belaboured Bottom of Mrs Sykes.


Another Sunday afternoon bent over and presenting her satin pantied arse for hubby to cane.

Saturday, 16 April 2016

Inside the School for Spanking.


Peeking through the keyhole, behold Ruby and Rachel being taught the benefits of vinegar soaked canes by Mr Williams with the assistance of fellow student Barney Stubble.

Monday, 11 April 2016

Classic Spank Mags: JANUS vol 5 no. 4


One of those timeless covers that JANUS used to do so well.

Too Hot to Touch.


FIRE DOWN BELOW!!!

A fine example of post spank sqweezing and rubbing with the lovely Lily White from the excellent American site Firm Hand Spanking. Check out my other blog for more right here.

Sunday, 3 April 2016

The Spanking Sound of Music.


Benny Hill has it right. Every time my better half does that I hear a fucking band in my head as well.

Classic Spank Mags: JANUS #60


This one is a bit special - the very first spank mag I ever bought.

Tuesday, 29 March 2016

Classic Spank Mags: EROS Goldstripe Special presents SPANKING.


Ah, the perils of being a pussy paddler..

Putting the HOT in Hot Pants Spanked!


So just how do you deal with a sassy young wife who goes about her business around the house wearing nothing more than a skimpy t-shirt and a right tight pair of arse hugging hot pants? Oooo, that's a tough one. Lemme think. Hmmmmmm. More here.

A preview of posts at my other blog.

Sunday, 27 March 2016

Classic Spank Mags: SLANT vol 1 no.12


A great cover from a mag I don't know much about or ever saw come to think of it. Wish I had because I absolutely love illustrated spanking stories.

Classic Spank Mags: PHOENIX #48


One of my all-time favourite issues ever from a great spank mag. Fantastic cover.

Monday, 14 March 2016

Being a Good Spanking Neighbour.


"Blimey, Maureen," grinned George, her next door neighbour who couldn't believe his luck for he'd always had a thing for the attractive Miss Pink. "To think I only came round to unblock your drain!"

Sunday, 13 March 2016

A Little Kitchen Sink Spanking.


Now see this photo? THIS is the kind of thing that makes YEOWCH go round. Your every day domestic situation becoming an erotic whizz bang wallop bit of roleplay fun. There's randy Dan about to go to work as his wife Millie does her stuff in the kitchen before she goes on her night out with the girls to the 50's retro Enchantment Under the Sea Dance wearing a flowery frilly dress and sexy black stockings and suspenders. Dan, of course, can't resist temptation to have a little slap and tickle while he can, so he bends her over the washing machine, lifts those skirts and gives her a smack on her pert pantied ass before giving her a peck on the cheek as he heads out telling her that he'll finish what he started later when he get's home. THIS is what its all about imho. Can't think of another fetish that comes close..


Classic Spank Mags: CRACK!!


Another one of those old American spank mags that came and went in the blink of an eye.

Dealing with a Bad Girl like Cathy.


"Are you sure this is the only way to pay last month's rent, Mr Turner?" sniffed Cathy as she tugged her blouse over her head to leave her standing before her landlord in nothing but her sensible bra and bright white knickers. "I mean, you know, I've never been spanked, like, ever!" she explained as she watched him roll up the sleeve of his black polo necked jumper. The last thing she imagined he would get her to do was take a spanking on her bare ass. Maybe she could wheedle her way out of this. She gave him a pleading glance, "Wouldn't you rather have a blowjob?!"

Bob Turner just smiled and shook his head. "You have to pay your rent and there is only one way I want you to pay it. Now pull over that chair and we can begin..."

Wednesday, 2 March 2016

Classic Spank Mags: Martinet vol 2 no 4


Another classic cover and some superb flipped up skirts!

Tuesday, 1 March 2016

The Spanking Test.


In the school library, gobby Linda Smith was being dealt with by her new teacher.

"Very good, Miss Hornchurch (Eng Lit), You're getting the hang of this." nodded Mr Tait (Chemistry) "A little more upswing maybe." he offered. "In my experience, they don't like it up 'em!"