Saturday, 18 November 2017

EROTIC STORY: The Blind Girl in the Rain parts 1/2.



"Hey, stud," said the girl to my left, "How about sharing some of that big old cock of yours with this empty pussy of mine?"

I looked across to her at the end of another deep thrust between the sweet thighs of the mewling fuck beneath me as I pounded her well-stretched snatch into the mattress. Instinctively, the younger woman clasped me tighter to her as her long black stockinged legs wrapped themselves around my splayed thighs and pounding buttocks. I was on auto-pilot. Doing the same old same on another Friday night with two hot bitches from the typing pool eager to discover if the rumors were true.

I stopped for a moment buried deep in hot wet clasping female sex as I frowned in the low light bathing the room in a pale yellowish glow. Who was I fucking and who was asking to be fucked? I gave my head a shake. Their names. What were their names again? Christ, dude, are you that far gone?

The girl wanting to be fucked slipped closer and wrapped an arm around my shoulders as she pressed her lips against the side of my face and licked my left ear.

"Save some for me, lover," she breathed as she ran her right hand through my thick brown hair, "You've already sent Suzie around the moon twice."

Ah. Suzie. Eager little sexpot Suzie. And she was Diane. Diane of the huge balloons, insatiable asshole, and awkward hemorrhoid. Now we were on the same page. A page that had begun with a few suggested drinks after work and a means to an end to cross numbers 18 and 19 off my fuck bucket list. Twenty-two in the pool so only another three to go. Those three were the hardcore. Those women who knew the type of man I was and who knew how to play my game. The absolutely un-fuckables as Jimmy had called them. Still, this had been a good run. Nearly six solid months of sweet talking all 19 out of their panties each Friday night to satisfy the vanity within me. As the saying goes: have big cock will fuck any time in any place in any hole.

Suzie gave a hiss of disappointment as I suddenly exited her sopping slot and rolled over and onto the black haired temptress that was Diane and her impressive melons. She gasped a wide-eyed, "Oh, you big son of a bitch," as I fed her my pride and joy as we set off Apollo-like on a round trip around the cosmos. The fuck was as familiar as a comfortable sweater and just as hot as I fell into the cut and thrust of maintaining my reputation as an expert cocksman and smiled as the glazed eyes of number 18 rolled back into her head as she cried out her first orgasm of several before I made them both kneel at my feet and let them both taste the fruits of our labors.

It was just a damned shame that neither of them meant anything.

Anything at all.

*

Wednesday, 15 November 2017

CLASSIC SPANKING PIX: Doing Debbie the Girl from Next Door.


Never seen this one before. A rare spank shot from USA magazine Parade.

YEOWCH SEXY SCRAPBOOK: Kentucky Fried Movie 1976


The "squeezing the big tits in the shower" scene.


Not so much sex on tv but tv watching the sex. A classic.

KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE - one of those teenage rites of passage movies from the 70's when you were twelve and had to pretend to be fourteen to get in as it was the old school AA certificate.

Monday, 13 November 2017

XXX MOVIE SPANK SCENE: "Office Discipline" with Kiri Kelly.


Arguably spankings most famous spankee, Kiri Kelly in trouble again
and getting her perfect arse soundly spanked in "Office Discipline."

SEXPOTS: Julia Jameson.





The smoking hot Julia Jameson in her first spanking/whipping movie "Julia Whipped!"
with Ed Lee. This was one of the first spank movies I ever saw and Julia is awesome in this.

Sunday, 12 November 2017

CLASSIC EROTIC TOONS: The Very Breast of Dolly.


A collection of Blas Gallego and his brilliant "Dolly" art from UK soft porn mag Mayfair.

CLASSIC XXX PULP FICTION: Back Door Babes.


Back in the 70's and early 80's, there was a whole sub-genre of XXX pulp sex fiction paperbacks that were published by various companies such as Eros Goldstar, Brighton Books, Blackpool Library and many more. They covered every topic and fetish you can think of - some of which are illegal these days.

The stories were pretty poor but I remember them for their funny titles and awesome cover art which you can see in this post. There were hundreds published and I'll definitely be posting some of my favorite cover art.

Sunday, 5 November 2017

SEXPOTS: Roberta Pedon.


The awesome Roberta Pedon from BIG TITS magazine 1977.

Saturday, 4 November 2017

CLASSIC SPANKING PIX: "Spanked Ass at the Mini-Bar."


Love this spanking photo with the retro 70's vibe. Great shot with awesome underwear.

CLASSIC EROTIC ARTISTS: Julius Zimmerman.


Josie and the Pussycats.

The ABSOLUTE best cartoon erotic artist ever IMHO. The brilliant Julius Zimmerman.

Expect more.

Friday, 3 November 2017

CLASSIC EROTIC MAGS: TOPSY Forlaget Dust/Mag Covers





Here's a neat little retro treat from the late 70's from Denmark/Germany with three dust covers and an original cover from Honny Love magazine. Published by TOPSY, these mags were pretty basic and printed on cheap paper and were only available in adult cinema's and were usually given away as free "gifts" to patrons. Pretty cool.