Wednesday, 30 August 2017

EROTIC STORY: The Spanking Agency part 1.

From the Author "This is a complete rewrite of a story I wrote over 20 years ago when I first tried my hand at writing erotic spanking fiction. It was originally posted on the soc.sexuality.spanking and ABPES newsgroups as well as on my first blog called Spankorama. When that site got deleted, it had reached about 4 million hits and this story, along with one called Coal Miners Wife, had over a million page reads over the years. Some of you may remember those days. A couple of weeks ago, I went back into my archive and checked them out and it was pretty obvious how basic and poor my writing was back then. The original idea still works IMHO and this is my attempt at making this series of spanking stories so much better. Hope you enjoy them."


1: Bottoms for Hire.

Thirty-two Winchester Road sat just off the main bypass heading into the West End of London where small businesses and retailers of all shapes and sizes went about their trade. Today was the 20th of November and a steady drizzle fell from leaden skies as the huddled masses of the grand old city went about their daily routines.

Inside number thirty-two, the man and his new client walked into and looked around the empty first-floor room. The woman turned to the Estate Agent who was fiddling nervously with his clipboard making sure he had all the correct documents to hand.

 "All right," she said after a moments pause, " I'll take it." 

The bespectacled man smiled with relief and held out a pen. "Sign here please," he asked her, pointing to where she needed to write her signature to secure the lease.

Once signed, they both turned to leave. When she got to the door, she stopped and turned to look back into the room which was to become her own personal office. A quiet sense of satisfaction flooded through her. She had finally done it. She was on her way.

Molly Malone's Spanking Agency was in business.


Tuesday, 29 August 2017

SEXPOTS: Kay Parker.

An awesome shot of the fantastic Kay Parker.

YEOWCH SEXY SCRAPBOOK: The Benny Hill Show "Considering Tits"

The things you see when waiting for the number 22 bus to arrive.

Monday, 28 August 2017

EROTIC STORY: The Good Guy all the Bad Girls Want part 6 (End)

6: Pussy galore.

For some reason, the final session of the week with all four of us together was to take place at my bungalow; which wasn't the original plan at all. But, well, things, you know, kind of just ended up happening this way. The distractions of the day had passed and the evening belonged to just our little gang of insatiable sexpots.

We had arranged to meet up at six as I had work to finish up and other routine chores to sort out before we got down to the fun stuff.

Angie arrived first with a bottle of her best bubbly. Ruth was second with a freshly baked apple and cherry pie. Finally, there was Sharon, who smuggled in her bad girl's box of naughty sex toys. We were, as Barney Rubble would say, ready to rock and roll.


Sunday, 27 August 2017


The Golden Ladies of Porn.

How many can YOU name?

Click read more for the answer!

Saturday, 26 August 2017

SEXPOTS: Brigitte Lahaie

One of my favorite retro ladies and her awesome boobs from the late 70s/80's.

Friday, 25 August 2017

YEOWCH SEXY SCRAPBOOK: Carry on Doctor "Dipstick"

"I swear, Mr. Dickin, it was working when I stuck it up the other end!"

When the Carry On films and Sid James defined a whole generations attitude to sex.

Thursday, 24 August 2017


Posters for British X rated softcore movies were always the best thing about them.

Here is a classic with the ubiquitous Robin Askwith - star of many a confession movie.


A sexy series of naughty things that titillate and amuse.

A classic moment from the Benny Hill Show.

Wednesday, 23 August 2017

XXX MOVIE SEX SCENES: Pretty Peaches 1978

The enema scene from Pretty Peaches 1978

Now, this movie caused a fuss back in the late 70's. Back then, hardcore pornography was completely banned in the UK where even licensed sex shops were only able to sell slightly more explicit versions of adult movies that were available to rent in your local high street video store. Pretty Peaches had a scene where Desiree Cousteau is given an enema in the ladies washroom that wasn't cut or censored at all. No idea why because nothing is left to the imagination and is very explicit. Not that I complained back then.

I used to work with a bloke who hired this out over a weekend and sat down to watch it with his wife thinking it was all a bit of silly softcore fun for them both to enjoy. As he told me years later, he nearly fell out of his chair when this scene came on and his lovely wife screamed and fled the room in shock. He swears it's true.

The movie is good fun and the hardcore version has that daft seventies vibe which is helped by having the delectable Miss C as its star.


When your porn came on a plastic fucking LP. Those were the days!

Listen with RUSTLER 1978.


For bum shaggers everywhere. Anal Sex #26 from about 1978.

Sunday, 20 August 2017

XXX MOVIE SEX SCENES: Die Pornokiste 1975

Yep. You got it. Seventies German porn.

Where women are women and men look like Fred Flinstone.

CLASSIC SPANKING MAGS: Red Cheeks vol 2 no.1

Finally found the cover for this classic American spank mag.

Here's a bonus photo.

Saturday, 19 August 2017


From 1959. UK girlie mag Funfare #16. Back when a glimpse of stocking
really was truly shocking. A true classic from better times.

EROTIC STORY: The Good Guy all the Bad Girls Want part 5.

5: Angie and Ben.

Angie lay on her bed watching as I got dressed. It had gone ten and I was getting ready to head home and get some much-needed rest.

"What?" I smiled as I looked at her lying there with her chin resting in her hands.

"Oh, nothing," she replied happily, "It's not every day I can say I watched a man putting his clothes back on in my bedroom. Least not for a few years anyway."

I shrugged, feeling slightly self-conscious under her gaze. We had spent the past five hours together doing things to each other that came naturally with no inhibitions or hesitation. All because of our basic desire to have sex and explore the limits of our own personal fantasies. Having sex with Angie was more than just about us fucking. It had been about coming to terms with who we were and recognizing the reasons why we were that way.

Angie wanted more than just sex. She wanted to be challenged and stimulated which would then feed into her sexual nature and push her emotional reactions to new levels of desire. She wanted to know why certain things turned her on and other things didn't. Plain and simple. She was way more complex and thoughtful about these kinds of things than the other two women in our little group.

The sex that resulted from this was absolutely mind blowing.


Thursday, 17 August 2017


The infamous cling film scene from Baby Face 1977.

Laughed my ass off at this bit when the poor sod is trying to breathe as
she's having trouble ripping a hole in the film over his mouth. The
cock sucking that follows is a classic.

SEXPOTS: Penny Irving.

Mayfair 1976. The awesome Ms. Irving. 

Appeared as the secretary in BBC TV's "Are You Being Served?" and various UK softcore mags.

CLASSIC EROTIC TOONS: From Escort #35 1979

Always loved some of the artwork that accompanied the stories.

A page from softcore UK mag Escort #35 1979

CLASSIC EROTIC MAGS: Love in Action #43

Used to travel around Europe back in the day and remember this one.

Late 1970's or early 80's.

Tuesday, 15 August 2017

EROTIC STORY: The Good Guy all the Bad Girls Want part 4.

Tuesday. The day after the day before.

Autumn had settled in. Nature was preparing for hibernation and the landscape was cast in strewn shades of burnished copper. The air was crisp this morning as I walked along a gravel path that wound its way through the nearby woods. I stood for a moment and breathed deeply of its freshness as I thought back on the previous forty-eight hours that had changed my life beyond measure.

It felt like I had shed a second skin and had emerged into a whole new world. A world that was dominated by the three women who were now part of my life. Angie, Sharon, and Ruth had become much more than friends and neighbors to me now. That they had welcomed and trusted me into their circle was something I would never be able to thank them enough for.

To think I had recently been worried about finding someone special to be with. A girlfriend my own age who shared common interests. Someone to experience life with and all the hopes and dreams that came with it. I smiled at that. I was living those hopes and dreams right now. For the moment, everything was perfect.

Overhead, the forest canopy gently swayed in the breeze as I made my way to where I was going.


Sunday, 13 August 2017


Isn't this the one with the pussy and ass pov?

CLASSIC EROTIC ARTIST: Brian Forbes "The Gift"

Another classic from a great artist.

CLASSIC EROTIC TOONS: Peepin' Through the Keyhole 1932

A selection from 1932 adult comic strip "Peepin' Through the Keyhole"

Wednesday, 9 August 2017

EROTIC STORY: The Good Guy all the Bad Girls Want part 3.

Part 3. Ruth and Ben.

The four of us sat around Sharon's kitchen table working out our new routine for the coming week. A couple of days had passed since the first session and yesterday had me flat out on my sofa recovering from our little adventure.

Angie, as usual, was in charge and taking notes.

"Alright," she said, calling us to order, "Here's what I'm thinking. Six days. Monday till Saturday. That means a potential two appointments per week for the three of us to have sex with Ben on our own. That's allowing for things like work, family visits, or whatever else that may pop up and we have to cancel. We can draw lots to see who gets to go first and you can make your own arrangements regarding what time you meet up. And remember, these sessions are to be in our own homes. Ben will come to us. We should be fine, but Ben doesn't want anyone to visit him out of the blue and catch us all at it."

I nodded ruefully. "Yeah, like my mom."

My mom was a bit of a stickler and always played by the rules. God knows what would happen if she ever found out I had a little harem on the go.

Angie continued on with her thoughts. "Well, we'll make sure she never finds out so that isn't an issue. So we draw lots right now for the first three days and then just continue on into the foreseeable future. Say Sharon gets Monday, I get Tuesday, and Ruth gets Wednesday. Sharon would then do Thursday and yadda yadda yadda. You get the idea."

"What happens if we want to mix it up?" asked Ruth as she sat peeling an orange, "What if I fancied doing it with you and Ben. At the same time. How would that work?"

Angie sat back in her chair. "That's easy. Just call and arrange something between us instead. These aren't hard and fast rules. Nothings changed as far as the three of us are concerned. We can just get it on during the day like we've always done. We can have our own fun when Ben is busy with work or his family. As for our group sessions, I think we also need to consider how much it would take out of him servicing all three of us on the go. We're talking regular daily sex here."

I raised my hand. "That shouldn't be a problem. Me and the one eyed monster are ready for anything."

They all laughed and Angie slapped me on the shoulder. "Shush, you," she smiled, "The mind may be willing but it's the body that has to do the work. You and that big cock of yours would be no good to us if you put your back out or pulled something. You're going to need time to recover sensibly, Ben. I suggest we keep those sessions to once a fortnight or so. And to take place on a Friday. Saturday has too many distractions family wise for all of us. That would also make them a bit special when we do have one and it gives us all something to look forward to. I also think we need to spice them up a bit."

Spice them up?

"How so?" I asked. That little kid in the sweet shop felt like he'd just opened the biggest jar of wine gums ever listening to all this.

"Well," said Angie, licking her lips and fiddling with her pen, "I was thinking doing things like roleplaying or theme evenings where we only do one thing and one thing only. Like, um, anal," Angie looked at me and blushed as she shifted nervously in her seat. Ruth and Sharon looked a bit sheepish when I glanced at them as they both avoided my eyes, "We haven't let you do it up our bottoms yet, Ben. So that's a thing we can do. And maybe some spanking. Spanking is fun. We quite like getting our bottoms smacked before having sex."

It was still so strange listening to someone older than your mother talking like that. And as for her suggestions; anal? spanking? I mean, doing it up the ass was always there in the back of my mind. What man doesn't want to do that? I know I was all for it. As for the spanking, I'd never really thought about it to be honest. But if it was something that turned them on - count me in.

Sharon put a clean mug on the table in front of us. "Write our names on a slip of paper and put them in there, Angie. We should use this coming week to do a dry run and see how it goes. If we wear him out, we can make some other timetable or whatever. We can use these arrangements to get to know each other a bit more," She glanced at me with an impish look on her face. That was the one thing that was most definitely going to happen.

Angie ripped a page out of her pad, tore it into three strips and wrote down the three names. Once folded, she dropped them into the mug and give it a quick shake. "Seeing as you're the newest member of our group," she said to me, "You pick who you're going to be fucking first," 

They all looked on in eager anticipation as I picked out one of the folded pieces of paper and pressed it against my chest.

I played the game like a pro. Like I was hiding a Royal flush. I sat back theatrically and peeked at the name on the paper."Ohhhh!" I gasped as the three of them tried to grab it out of my hands, "Hey, stop that. That's cheating!" I warned them teasingly.

They all sat laughing enjoying the fun sense of expectation in the air. Which lucky lady gets to sleep with me first?

I slowly turned to Ruth who blushed cherry pink when she realized it was her.

"Hey, you," I winked, "See you Monday at six for sex."

The look on her face was priceless.


Tuesday, 8 August 2017


One of the most well-known  and controversial porn movies ever made along with some of 
the news articles covering its notoriety at its initial release in 1979.

SEXPOTS: Mandy Moore.

Monthly sexy photo story star Mandy Moore from 70's KNAVE softcore mag.


December 1953. A proper classic.

Sunday, 6 August 2017

EROTIC STORY: The Good Guy all the Bad Girls Want part 2.

Part 2:

With age comes grace dressed as wit and worn with experience.

The imagination is a wonderful thing. She is a blank canvas upon which you can paint the day dreams that float through your mind. Sexual imagination is the emotion that speaks to each of us in her own intimate way in visions of light and dark. The fantasy we all seek to make real.

 I sat naked on the edge of Angie's big bed and watched as the three women began to undress in front of me.

Friday, 4 August 2017


A selection from Italian sex photo story mag ErotiK 1975

Remember these were brown bag under the shelf stuff in Soho back in the day.


Now THIS is how you do erotic art. Awesome stuff.

Thursday, 3 August 2017

EROTIC STORY: The Good Guy all the Bad Girls Want part 1.

Death is not only the mother of beauty as the poem goes but also the mother of opportunity...

So it was with the passing of a favorite Aunt who left this mortal realm one damp Autumn morning in October. The mourning days passed as my mother grieved for a beloved sister as her life became fond memories told as stories to those of us left behind. Time waits for no one. Life moves on. And with the reading of my Aunt's will, my life changed in ways I could never have imagined even in my wildest dreams.

Here is that story.



A classic from 1973

Tuesday, 1 August 2017

SEXPOTS: Jennifer.

The cover girl from Roue issue 1 and a double
 to a girl I used to see a long time ago and who I wished I had said hello to.