Monday, 11 December 2017

XXX MOVIE SEX SCENE: Doctor Feelgood 1985.

Tanya Fox giving the Doc a little workout.

EROTIC STORY: The Blind Girl in the Rain - part 4

Someone once said:

"It is not the moment itself that matters. What matters is you understand the reason why that moment matters in the first place.."

The silver 747 hung silently in the early morning Winter sky before turning slowly in a graceful arc as it connected to its ILS and headed towards a snowbound JFK as I made my way along the Coney Island Boardwalk towards Atlantic Avenue and home.

The long walk had done me good. Cleared the head. Concentrated the mind. Put a few things into perspective. I stopped and turned to look out to sea as the cold North wind blew gusts of fallen snow all around me. It was Saturday. The day after the night before when life had been simpler and I knew my place in the grand scheme of things.

I raised my hand and shielded my gaze from the low sun as the events of the previous evening continued to overshadow everything. Those simpler days of meaningless sex and worthless relationships were over.


Sunday, 3 December 2017


Check out my favorite Colour Climax (CC) pornstar Tova from 1979.

* Always known her as Tova but know she's gone by different names in her movies.

XXX MOVIE SEX SCENE: American Dream Girls 1987

Honey Wilder doing the corkscrew in this awesome snapshot from American Dream Girls.

Monday, 27 November 2017


The original DERRIERE magazine from 1968 - from memory
there was another DERRIERE magazine that came out in the
80/90's that was devoted to spanking and large bottomed girls.

EROTIC STORY: The Blind Girl in the Rain - part 3.

Part 3.

The room quietly echoed to the sounds of city life as I lay there staring up into the fading dark as the world turned and night slipped into the beginnings of the new day.

Sleep had been fitful. The constant turning of my mind as random thoughts flared, flickered and faded keeping me awake until the early hours. Night visions dancing in the darkness always bringing me back to the way she looked at me and the dawning realization that nothing would be the same again.

I got up and sat on the edge of the bed for a moment. I closed my eyes and hung my head as my body began to wake from its slumbers as I stretched and ran both hands through my thick dark hair. I got to my feet and walked naked to the window of my fifth-floor apartment and watched as the first signs of a red dawn began to appear from behind the concrete horizon.

Another day. Another Monday. I stared out into the far distance as the world began to paint herself with cloud strokes of deep copper and burnt umber. But it wasn't another day. Or another Monday.

A blind girl called Heather McCallister had made everything different.


Friday, 24 November 2017

CLASSIC EROTIC TOONS: "George and Lynne"

From UK shit rag tabloid the SUN, check out the classic George
and Lynne comic strip that first appeared in the late 70's.


This one takes me back to the mid-seventies. With the awesome Mandy Moore on the cover.

Saturday, 18 November 2017

EROTIC STORY: The Blind Girl in the Rain parts 1/2.

"Hey, stud," said the girl to my left, "How about sharing some of that big old cock of yours with this empty pussy of mine?"

I looked across to her at the end of another deep thrust between the sweet thighs of the mewling fuck beneath me as I pounded her well-stretched snatch into the mattress. Instinctively, the younger woman clasped me tighter to her as her long black stockinged legs wrapped themselves around my splayed thighs and pounding buttocks. I was on auto-pilot. Doing the same old same on another Friday night with two hot bitches from the typing pool eager to discover if the rumors were true.

I stopped for a moment buried deep in hot wet clasping female sex as I frowned in the low light bathing the room in a pale yellowish glow. Who was I fucking and who was asking to be fucked? I gave my head a shake. Their names. What were their names again? Christ, dude, are you that far gone?

The girl wanting to be fucked slipped closer and wrapped an arm around my shoulders as she pressed her lips against the side of my face and licked my left ear.

"Save some for me, lover," she breathed as she ran her right hand through my thick brown hair, "You've already sent Suzie around the moon twice."

Ah. Suzie. Eager little sexpot Suzie. And she was Diane. Diane of the huge balloons, insatiable asshole, and awkward hemorrhoid. Now we were on the same page. A page that had begun with a few suggested drinks after work and a means to an end to cross numbers 18 and 19 off my fuck bucket list. Twenty-two in the pool so only another three to go. Those three were the hardcore. Those women who knew the type of man I was and who knew how to play my game. The absolutely un-fuckables as Jimmy had called them. Still, this had been a good run. Nearly six solid months of sweet talking all 19 out of their panties each Friday night to satisfy the vanity within me. As the saying goes: have big cock will fuck any time in any place in any hole.

Suzie gave a hiss of disappointment as I suddenly exited her sopping slot and rolled over and onto the black haired temptress that was Diane and her impressive melons. She gasped a wide-eyed, "Oh, you big son of a bitch," as I fed her my pride and joy as we set off Apollo-like on a round trip around the cosmos. The fuck was as familiar as a comfortable sweater and just as hot as I fell into the cut and thrust of maintaining my reputation as an expert cocksman and smiled as the glazed eyes of number 18 rolled back into her head as she cried out her first orgasm of several before I made them both kneel at my feet and let them both taste the fruits of our labors.

It was just a damned shame that neither of them meant anything.

Anything at all.


Wednesday, 15 November 2017

CLASSIC SPANKING PIX: Doing Debbie the Girl from Next Door.

Never seen this one before. A rare spank shot from USA magazine Parade.

YEOWCH SEXY SCRAPBOOK: Kentucky Fried Movie 1976

The "squeezing the big tits in the shower" scene.

Not so much sex on tv but tv watching the sex. A classic.

KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE - one of those teenage rites of passage movies from the 70's when you were twelve and had to pretend to be fourteen to get in as it was the old school AA certificate.

Monday, 13 November 2017

XXX MOVIE SPANK SCENE: "Office Discipline" with Kiri Kelly.

Arguably spankings most famous spankee, Kiri Kelly in trouble again
and getting her perfect arse soundly spanked in "Office Discipline."

SEXPOTS: Julia Jameson.

The smoking hot Julia Jameson in her first spanking/whipping movie "Julia Whipped!"
with Ed Lee. This was one of the first spank movies I ever saw and Julia is awesome in this.

Sunday, 12 November 2017

CLASSIC EROTIC TOONS: The Very Breast of Dolly.

A collection of Blas Gallego and his brilliant "Dolly" art from UK soft porn mag Mayfair.


Back in the 70's and early 80's, there was a whole sub-genre of XXX pulp sex fiction paperbacks that were published by various companies such as Eros Goldstar, Brighton Books, Blackpool Library and many more. They covered every topic and fetish you can think of - some of which are illegal these days.

The stories were pretty poor but I remember them for their funny titles and awesome cover art which you can see in this post. There were hundreds published and I'll definitely be posting some of my favorite cover art.

Sunday, 5 November 2017

SEXPOTS: Roberta Pedon.

The awesome Roberta Pedon from BIG TITS magazine 1977.

Saturday, 4 November 2017

CLASSIC SPANKING PIX: "Spanked Ass at the Mini-Bar."

Love this spanking photo with the retro 70's vibe. Great shot with awesome underwear.


Josie and the Pussycats.

The ABSOLUTE best cartoon erotic artist ever IMHO. The brilliant Julius Zimmerman.

Expect more.

Friday, 3 November 2017


Here's a neat little retro treat from the late 70's from Denmark/Germany with three dust covers and an original cover from Honny Love magazine. Published by TOPSY, these mags were pretty basic and printed on cheap paper and were only available in adult cinema's and were usually given away as free "gifts" to patrons. Pretty cool.

Sunday, 29 October 2017

YEOWCH SEXY SCRAPBOOK: USA Network Benny Hill Promotion.

Original promo advert from the late 70's.

CLASSIC EROTIC TOONS: Mango Motel - Sept 1980

Mango Motel comic strip from the brilliant Otis Sweat. Cavalier magazine.

CLASSIC EROTIC MAGS: Hustler - Sept 1976

Fun with Nurses from back in 1976. Annie Sprinkle boob squeeze alert!

A classic photoshoot from Hustler.

CLASSIC XXX MOVIE POSTERS: Come Play With Me 1 & 2 - 1977

Classic UK sexploitation series "Come Play with Me" from 1977

The girls from Come Play with Me.

The Mary Millington nurse spanking scene from Come Play with Me.


Thursday, 19 October 2017

SEXPOTS: Tanya Fox.

The absolutely blooming marvelous spank star TANYA FOX.

Wednesday, 18 October 2017

CLASSIC EROTIC TOONS: Treasure Chests no. 3

Any big boob lovers in the house?

Great comic.

Sunday, 15 October 2017

SEXPOTS: Patricia Rhomberg.

"Domestically erotically sexy" is how I'd describe the lovely Miss Rhomberg seen here
in the classic German 1970 movie Josefine Mutzenbacher. A lot of early 70's
German sex movies revolved around frustrated housewives with pathetic husbands who
rediscover their sexualities by having affairs with the hunky gardener or postman. Basically
a hardcore version of the old UK Carry On movies with Sid James and Barbra Windsor.

Come to think of it, most of my erotic/spanking fiction comes from these sort of themes and ideas.

Saturday, 14 October 2017

CLASSIC EROTIC LITERATURE: Josefine Mutzenbacher - Life Story of a Vienesse Whore.

From Wikipedia: Josephine Mutzenbacher – The Life Story of a Viennese Whore, as Told by Herself (German: Josefine Mutzenbacher oder Die Geschichte einer Wienerischen Dirne von ihr selbst erzählt) is an erotic novel first published anonymously in Vienna, Austria in 1906. The novel is famous in the German-speaking world, having been in print in both German and English for over 100 years and sold over 3 million copies, becoming an erotic bestseller.

Patricia Rhomberg in Josefine Mutzenbacher 1970

Although no author claimed responsibility for the work, it was originally attributed to either Felix Salten or Arthur Schnitzlerby the librarians at the University of Vienna. Today, critics, scholars, academics and the Austrian Government designate Salten as the sole author of the "pornographic classic."

The great Chambermaid scene from Josephine Mutzenbacher 1970 

Probably my favourite series of German erotic porn movies starring the awesome Patricia Rhomberg. Based on the book, there were about nine movies in all between 1970 and 1990. Well worth checking out if you have any interest in quirky Victorian style hardcore erotica.

Monday, 9 October 2017

YEOWCH SEXY SCRAPBOOK: The Original Hills Angels.

When a little titillation went a long way.

NOTHING was as sexy as a 70's NHS nurses uniform.

CLASSIC SPANK ART: "First Time Spanked"

Main artwork header for article about first time experiences from
UK softcore mag ESCORT in 1984.

SEXPOTS: Desiree Cousteau.

She made watching naughty flicks so much fun.

Saturday, 7 October 2017

XXX MOVIE SEX SCENE: The Cad. His Lover. His Wife and the Tiny Penis.

"It's NOT what it LOOKS like, darling!!!"

Yeah, you guessed it. 70's German porn.

YEOWCH SEXY SCRAPBOOK: A Moment in Time Back in 1980 with Marilyn Chambers.

Sheesh, 1980?! Where have the years gone?

Remembering Marilyn Chambers. One of America's most famous sex stars.

(April 22, 1952 – April 12, 2009)

Friday, 6 October 2017

XXX MOVIE SEX SCENE: "Hi Marie ich braunch MEHRsCHLAF" 1975

I bet they went "HONK!!"

God, 70's German sex movies were the best. Sort of like an X-rated Benny Hill show.