Saturday, 18 November 2017

EROTIC STORY: The Blind Girl in the Rain parts 1/2.



"Hey, stud," said the girl to my left, "How about sharing some of that big old cock of yours with this empty pussy of mine?"

I looked across to her at the end of another deep thrust between the sweet thighs of the mewling fuck beneath me as I pounded her well-stretched snatch into the mattress. Instinctively, the younger woman clasped me tighter to her as her long black stockinged legs wrapped themselves around my splayed thighs and pounding buttocks. I was on auto-pilot. Doing the same old same on another Friday night with two hot bitches from the typing pool eager to discover if the rumors were true.

I stopped for a moment buried deep in hot wet clasping female sex as I frowned in the low light bathing the room in a pale yellowish glow. Who was I fucking and who was asking to be fucked? I gave my head a shake. Their names. What were their names again? Christ, dude, are you that far gone?

The girl wanting to be fucked slipped closer and wrapped an arm around my shoulders as she pressed her lips against the side of my face and licked my left ear.

"Save some for me, lover," she breathed as she ran her right hand through my thick brown hair, "You've already sent Suzie around the moon twice."

Ah. Suzie. Eager little sexpot Suzie. And she was Diane. Diane of the huge balloons, insatiable asshole, and awkward hemorrhoid. Now we were on the same page. A page that had begun with a few suggested drinks after work and a means to an end to cross numbers 18 and 19 off my fuck bucket list. Twenty-two in the pool so only another three to go. Those three were the hardcore. Those women who knew the type of man I was and who knew how to play my game. The absolutely un-fuckables as Jimmy had called them. Still, this had been a good run. Nearly six solid months of sweet talking all 19 out of their panties each Friday night to satisfy the vanity within me. As the saying goes: have big cock will fuck any time in any place in any hole.

Suzie gave a hiss of disappointment as I suddenly exited her sopping slot and rolled over and onto the black haired temptress that was Diane and her impressive melons. She gasped a wide-eyed, "Oh, you big son of a bitch," as I fed her my pride and joy as we set off Apollo-like on a round trip around the cosmos. The fuck was as familiar as a comfortable sweater and just as hot as I fell into the cut and thrust of maintaining my reputation as an expert cocksman and smiled as the glazed eyes of number 18 rolled back into her head as she cried out her first orgasm of several before I made them both kneel at my feet and let them both taste the fruits of our labors.

It was just a damned shame that neither of them meant anything.

Anything at all.

*

Wednesday, 15 November 2017

CLASSIC SPANKING PIX: Doing Debbie the Girl from Next Door.


Never seen this one before. A rare spank shot from USA magazine Parade.

YEOWCH SEXY SCRAPBOOK: Kentucky Fried Movie 1976


The "squeezing the big tits in the shower" scene.


Not so much sex on tv but tv watching the sex. A classic.

KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE - one of those teenage rites of passage movies from the 70's when you were twelve and had to pretend to be fourteen to get in as it was the old school AA certificate.

Monday, 13 November 2017

XXX MOVIE SPANK SCENE: "Office Discipline" with Kiri Kelly.


Arguably spankings most famous spankee, Kiri Kelly in trouble again
and getting her perfect arse soundly spanked in "Office Discipline."

SEXPOTS: Julia Jameson.





The smoking hot Julia Jameson in her first spanking/whipping movie "Julia Whipped!"
with Ed Lee. This was one of the first spank movies I ever saw and Julia is awesome in this.

Sunday, 12 November 2017

CLASSIC EROTIC TOONS: The Very Breast of Dolly.


A collection of Blas Gallego and his brilliant "Dolly" art from UK soft porn mag Mayfair.

CLASSIC XXX PULP FICTION: Back Door Babes.


Back in the 70's and early 80's, there was a whole sub-genre of XXX pulp sex fiction paperbacks that were published by various companies such as Eros Goldstar, Brighton Books, Blackpool Library and many more. They covered every topic and fetish you can think of - some of which are illegal these days.

The stories were pretty poor but I remember them for their funny titles and awesome cover art which you can see in this post. There were hundreds published and I'll definitely be posting some of my favorite cover art.

Sunday, 5 November 2017

SEXPOTS: Roberta Pedon.


The awesome Roberta Pedon from BIG TITS magazine 1977.

Saturday, 4 November 2017

CLASSIC SPANKING PIX: "Spanked Ass at the Mini-Bar."


Love this spanking photo with the retro 70's vibe. Great shot with awesome underwear.

CLASSIC EROTIC ARTISTS: Julius Zimmerman.


Josie and the Pussycats.

The ABSOLUTE best cartoon erotic artist ever IMHO. The brilliant Julius Zimmerman.

Expect more.

Friday, 3 November 2017

CLASSIC EROTIC MAGS: TOPSY Forlaget Dust/Mag Covers





Here's a neat little retro treat from the late 70's from Denmark/Germany with three dust covers and an original cover from Honny Love magazine. Published by TOPSY, these mags were pretty basic and printed on cheap paper and were only available in adult cinema's and were usually given away as free "gifts" to patrons. Pretty cool.

Sunday, 29 October 2017

YEOWCH SEXY SCRAPBOOK: USA Network Benny Hill Promotion.


Original promo advert from the late 70's.

CLASSIC EROTIC TOONS: Mango Motel - Sept 1980


Mango Motel comic strip from the brilliant Otis Sweat. Cavalier magazine.


CLASSIC EROTIC MAGS: Hustler - Sept 1976


Fun with Nurses from back in 1976. Annie Sprinkle boob squeeze alert!

A classic photoshoot from Hustler.

CLASSIC XXX MOVIE POSTERS: Come Play With Me 1 & 2 - 1977


Classic UK sexploitation series "Come Play with Me" from 1977


The girls from Come Play with Me.


The Mary Millington nurse spanking scene from Come Play with Me.

**

Thursday, 19 October 2017

SEXPOTS: Tanya Fox.




The absolutely blooming marvelous spank star TANYA FOX.

Wednesday, 18 October 2017

CLASSIC EROTIC TOONS: Treasure Chests no. 3


Any big boob lovers in the house?

Great comic.

Sunday, 15 October 2017

SEXPOTS: Patricia Rhomberg.


"Domestically erotically sexy" is how I'd describe the lovely Miss Rhomberg seen here
in the classic German 1970 movie Josefine Mutzenbacher. A lot of early 70's
German sex movies revolved around frustrated housewives with pathetic husbands who
rediscover their sexualities by having affairs with the hunky gardener or postman. Basically
a hardcore version of the old UK Carry On movies with Sid James and Barbra Windsor.

Come to think of it, most of my erotic/spanking fiction comes from these sort of themes and ideas.

Saturday, 14 October 2017

CLASSIC EROTIC LITERATURE: Josefine Mutzenbacher - Life Story of a Vienesse Whore.


From Wikipedia: Josephine Mutzenbacher – The Life Story of a Viennese Whore, as Told by Herself (German: Josefine Mutzenbacher oder Die Geschichte einer Wienerischen Dirne von ihr selbst erzählt) is an erotic novel first published anonymously in Vienna, Austria in 1906. The novel is famous in the German-speaking world, having been in print in both German and English for over 100 years and sold over 3 million copies, becoming an erotic bestseller.


Patricia Rhomberg in Josefine Mutzenbacher 1970

Although no author claimed responsibility for the work, it was originally attributed to either Felix Salten or Arthur Schnitzlerby the librarians at the University of Vienna. Today, critics, scholars, academics and the Austrian Government designate Salten as the sole author of the "pornographic classic."




The great Chambermaid scene from Josephine Mutzenbacher 1970 

Probably my favourite series of German erotic porn movies starring the awesome Patricia Rhomberg. Based on the book, there were about nine movies in all between 1970 and 1990. Well worth checking out if you have any interest in quirky Victorian style hardcore erotica.

Monday, 9 October 2017

YEOWCH SEXY SCRAPBOOK: The Original Hills Angels.


When a little titillation went a long way.

NOTHING was as sexy as a 70's NHS nurses uniform.

CLASSIC SPANK ART: "First Time Spanked"


Main artwork header for article about first time experiences from
UK softcore mag ESCORT in 1984.

SEXPOTS: Desiree Cousteau.


She made watching naughty flicks so much fun.

Saturday, 7 October 2017

XXX MOVIE SEX SCENE: The Cad. His Lover. His Wife and the Tiny Penis.


"It's NOT what it LOOKS like, darling!!!"

Yeah, you guessed it. 70's German porn.

YEOWCH SEXY SCRAPBOOK: A Moment in Time Back in 1980 with Marilyn Chambers.


Sheesh, 1980?! Where have the years gone?

Remembering Marilyn Chambers. One of America's most famous sex stars.

(April 22, 1952 – April 12, 2009)

Friday, 6 October 2017

XXX MOVIE SEX SCENE: "Hi Marie ich braunch MEHRsCHLAF" 1975


I bet they went "HONK!!"

God, 70's German sex movies were the best. Sort of like an X-rated Benny Hill show.

YEOWCH SEXY SCRAPBOOK: The Benny Hill Show "Miss Derriere"


See, for me, this is as sexy as any explicit porn scene ever. It's all about the naughty suggestion.

CLASSIC EROTIC MAGS: The National Times #776


From the early 70's - an interesting take on the times.

Imagine being able to buy this in your local Tesco's.

CLASSIC XXX MOVIE POSTERS: Easy Alice 1976



Fantastic poster from this 70's porn movie.

Thursday, 5 October 2017

CLASSIC SPANK MAGS: Paradox Spanking Special #1


Crikey, don't think I've ever seen this one before. Must be early 80's I reckon.

CLASSIC EROTIC MAGS: Peeping Tom vol 3 no.14 1972


From the early 70's boom in BDSM erotica.

CLASSIC EROTIC MAGS: Water and Power vol 1 no.2 1972


Well, this was a thing. Everyone is into something.

"Very personal ads" No shit!!

Thursday, 28 September 2017

EROTIC STORY: The Spanking Agency part 3.



3: Sister Catherine and the Cane.

"By Jove," thought Reginald Biggs to himself, "Mrs. Pew doesn't half have a backside on her and no mistake." He put on his best smile as the lady in question came up to him with her world-weary husband in tow. The poor sod. Fancy having to service an old battleaxe like that week in and week out. No wonder he looked like he'd seen better days. He was fifty going on seventy.

Reginald pressed his Bible to his chest and took her hand in his. "And how are you this fine day, Mrs. Pew?" he asked pleasantly.

Hilda Pew, the fourth daughter of six with thirty years of marriage behind her, tutted and raised her eyes to the heavens. "Oh, you know, Vicar," she sighed, taking a deep breath which made her battleship bosoms heave enticingly beneath her brown tweed overcoat, "Same old same. Aches and pains. Time of the year and all that," she grumbled as she frowned at her old man and brushed dandruff off his left shoulder, "Loved your service. Let those with sin in their heart and lust in their loins find redemption through the word of the good book is what I say. Isn't that right, Sidney?"

Her husband gave a sigh of long-suffering resignation. "Whatever you say, dearest." he replied as he reached up to adjust his flat cap, "Whatever you say."

Reginald just smiled with sympathy and tried to keep a straight face. You'd never believe these two had produced six spawn between them.There is nothing so strange as some people. That was the God honest gospel truth.

The Vicar watched as Mrs. Pew grabbed her husband by the arm and quickly marched him down the aisle as the rest of his congregation made their way home on this chilly early December Sunday morning. His gaze deliberately dropped to the rather large posterior of his well-upholstered parishoner and he felt the familiar forbidden tingle of admiration and lust in his loins. What he wouldn't give to be able to thrash seven bells of St. John out of that succulent rump with the bendiest cane he could lay his hands on. He'd have her running around her sitting room clutching her fleshy arse like it was on fire. Then he'd grab her, bend her over the back of the sofa and rip off her knickers as he dropped his trousers so he could grab all seven and three-quarters of his honorable member and shove it right up her hairy pus...

He glanced up at the cross beside him. "Sorry," he muttered as he went and collected all the hymn and prayer books left on the wooden benches.

*

Tuesday, 26 September 2017

CLASSIC SPANK MAGS: Stand Corrected jr no.5


An American classic from Shadowlane.

The fun kind of spanking mag that we rarely see/saw here in the UK.

CLASSIC SPANK ART: The Belt.


One of my favorites. Big arsed mature women in old-fashioned
Underwear is the absolute best.


Saturday, 23 September 2017

YEOWCH SEXY SCRAPBOOK: STUDIO 1234 Cinema - "Come Play with Me/Emanuelle" Listings Advert 1976.


Ah, the old STUDIO 1234 cinema in Newcastle circa 1976. That sure brings back memories when me and my teenage mates used to try and sneak into this place to see the latest X rated porn movie. Back in those days, X rated meant a bit of onscreen tit, pussy and arse, and if you were really lucky, you'd get an out of focus softcore shag with the camera zoomed in on the fake wig the busty starlet was wearing as she got banged silly. 


And the people you saw in these places - holy shit. I remember we got into one heavily censored foreign porn film and the screening was pretty full for a weekday afternoon. The three of us tried to hide right in the corner of one of the side aisles so the usherette wouldn't spot us with her torch when we noticed this tall, gangly, weird looking bald fucker who was wearing this knee-length cream raincoat and had on a pair of thick black NHS spectacles sat a couple of rows in front of us.

Every time a bit of boob, pussy, or arse appeared on screen off he'd go wanking himself silly under the coat without a care in the world as we all sat there pissing ourselves laughing. The things people will do to get their knackers off. Amazing. Those really were the best fucking days.