Tuesday, 29 March 2016

Classic Spank Mags: EROS Goldstripe Special presents SPANKING.

Ah, the perils of being a pussy paddler..

Putting the HOT in Hot Pants Spanked!

So just how do you deal with a sassy young wife who goes about her business around the house wearing nothing more than a skimpy t-shirt and a right tight pair of arse hugging hot pants? Oooo, that's a tough one. Lemme think. Hmmmmmm. More here.

A preview of posts at my other blog.

Sunday, 27 March 2016

Classic Spank Mags: SLANT vol 1 no.12

A great cover from a mag I don't know much about or ever saw come to think of it. Wish I had because I absolutely love illustrated spanking stories.

Classic Spank Mags: PHOENIX #48

One of my all-time favourite issues ever from a great spank mag. Fantastic cover.

Monday, 14 March 2016

Being a Good Spanking Neighbour.

"Blimey, Maureen," grinned George, her next door neighbour who couldn't believe his luck for he'd always had a thing for the attractive Miss Pink. "To think I only came round to unblock your drain!"

Sunday, 13 March 2016

A Little Kitchen Sink Spanking.

Now see this photo? THIS is the kind of thing that makes YEOWCH go round. Your every day domestic situation becoming an erotic whizz bang wallop bit of roleplay fun. There's randy Dan about to go to work as his wife Millie does her stuff in the kitchen before she goes on her night out with the girls to the 50's retro Enchantment Under the Sea Dance wearing a flowery frilly dress and sexy black stockings and suspenders. Dan, of course, can't resist temptation to have a little slap and tickle while he can, so he bends her over the washing machine, lifts those skirts and gives her a smack on her pert pantied ass before giving her a peck on the cheek as he heads out telling her that he'll finish what he started later when he get's home. THIS is what its all about imho. Can't think of another fetish that comes close..


It's like something out of a 70's cop show. If McLoud was a spanker.

An action shot from the previous post.

Classic Spank Mags: CRACK!!

Another one of those old American spank mags that came and went in the blink of an eye.

Dealing with a Bad Girl like Cathy.

"Are you sure this is the only way to pay last month's rent, Mr Turner?" sniffed Cathy as she tugged her blouse over her head to leave her standing before her landlord in nothing but her sensible bra and bright white knickers. "I mean, you know, I've never been spanked, like, ever!" she explained as she watched him roll up the sleeve of his black polo necked jumper. The last thing she imagined he would get her to do was take a spanking on her bare ass. Maybe she could wheedle her way out of this. She gave him a pleading glance, "Wouldn't you rather have a blowjob?!"

Bob Turner just smiled and shook his head. "You have to pay your rent and there is only one way I want you to pay it. Now pull over that chair and we can begin..."

Wednesday, 2 March 2016

Classic Spank Mags: Martinet vol 2 no 4

Another classic cover and some superb flipped up skirts!

Tuesday, 1 March 2016

The Spanking Test.

In the school library, gobby Linda Smith was being dealt with by her new teacher.

"Very good, Miss Hornchurch (Eng Lit), You're getting the hang of this." nodded Mr Tait (Chemistry) "A little more upswing maybe." he offered. "In my experience, they don't like it up 'em!"