Saturday, 28 March 2015

Doing the Hippy Hippy Spank!

Flower power spanking.

Wednesday, 25 March 2015

Shape Up or Get Spanked!

Learning the Spanking way!


Guys, remember to check out my main YEOWCH blog just in case Blogger removes this one. Click here.

Monday, 23 March 2015

Bums #3

Remember when you first got online and the first thing you typed into Netscape was something like "Wimen BIG bums spanked spanking arsecheeks knickers bloomers." and you nearly fell out of your chair when you realized you weren't the only one with that weird fetish and you sat there for hours going through every link and saving as every photo you came across into a folder called FLUFFY BUNNY PIX - DO NOT CLICK. Yeah, for me it was when I discovered newsgroups and the fucking awesome - holy shit, it was like Christmas and I was on dial up pay per minute back then lol. Anyway, I remember this lady and her amazing bum came from those days and her arse is as amazing now as it was back then..

Breezy Imaginations.

Hidden secrets and an awesome drawing by Louis Malteste.

Sunday, 22 March 2015

It's the Spanking Milkman!

Delivering fresh cream daily to naughty women everywhere.

Image copyright Janus.

FUN FACT: This was the actual photo that gave me inspiration all those years ago to write a story about Eddie the milkman and his spanking adventures with three women on his rounds. Kinda went the long dong schlong route with the over ripe sex which made it really fun to write. Always loved the idea that a regular Joe with three well spanked naked ladies at his feet suddenly whips out his extra large sausage much to their shocked surprise and delight. "Ooooo Eddie, you must have been right at the front of the queue when he was handing those out!" Yeah, yeah, immature and silly as fuck hah hah.

Bums #2

Those things are a work of art!

Bums: an ongoing series about er bums.

Bums #1

Blimey, fancy coming home to that every night after a hard day at work.

Saturday, 21 March 2015

Well Drawn Haunches.

Haunches, buttocks and backside are such cool words in the spanking vocabulary. Awesome art!

Arse Over Tit.

Barney showing his new girlfriend Cynthia wots wot.

Saturday Night Spanking Fever.

Friday, 20 March 2015

Spanking a Girl called Marilyn.

Some like it hot. Some like it sore.

Thursday, 19 March 2015

The Enthusiastic Mr Dibble.

"Really Sir, are you sure this is the best way to make sure I remember that Pythagoras thingy?"

Posted in ye olde deleted Yeowch blog long ago but awesome enough to be posted again!

Slippering Juicy Lucy.

Freakin' love the way this is shot. Luscious Lucy and her legs all over the place.

Monday, 16 March 2015

This Crazy Little Thing Called Spanking.

 Freddie was  right about Fat bottomed girls. From defunct UK spank mag Whispers.


Check out all the latest spanking news on my main YEOWCH blog here!

Friday, 13 March 2015

Mary Millington Spanking.

Probably the most famous UK softcore porn star of the 70's being spanked.

Mary Millington.

Wednesday, 11 March 2015

Polly Rainbow Spanking.

I call her Polly. Perfectly framed in her rainbow dress and those lop sided stockings... sigh.

Monday, 9 March 2015

Pretty Maids all Spanked in a Row.

Leon Pierre 1932

A spanking for one. A spanking for all.

Paging Doctor Spanker.

Carry on spanking that nurse, Matron! Ya know, they really missed a trick back in the 70's by not making a movie in the series called that. Can just imagine Sid James as a leery Doctor Spanker and Babz Windsor as Nurse Buttocks running around in a sexy uniform one size too small and giving all the patients a hard time - in more ways than one. Sigh. More kinky nurse shenanigans here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Sunday, 8 March 2015

Spanking 101.

A spanking in the raw. Ass up. Panties down. 

Saturday, 7 March 2015

Packed Slacks Spanking.

Normal posting service is resumed with your spanking postman reposting some of his favourite spanking pix that got deleted after the Blogger spook. Can't remember the babes name but she sure as hell looks the business in those tight pants. Awesome photo.

Friday, 6 March 2015

Rules of a Spanking House.

Some households need a certain set of rules to keep everything in order. Especially if there are a pair of naughty young ladies living there and need to be taken in hand and bent over a knee. More here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Thursday, 5 March 2015

Spank Blogging in the UK

After all the fuss and nonsense, I think we should all bow down and give thanks to the Vorderman rear.

A new dawn. A time to begin again.

Google Reverses Adult Content Policy on Blogger.

Eh, well, what the flying fuckwittery?!

I'm pissed. Seriously pissed. Was just surfing around and came across a post on Hermiones excellent blog about an official notice posted on a Google forum:

Hello everyone, 

This week, we announced a change to Blogger’s porn policy. We’ve had a ton of feedback, in particular about the introduction of a retroactive change (some people have had accounts for 10+ years), but also about the negative impact on individuals who post sexually explicit content to express their identities. So rather than implement this change, we’ve decided to step up enforcement around our existing policy prohibiting commercial porn.  

Blog owners should continue to mark any blogs containing sexually explicit content as “adult” so that they can be placed behind an “adult content” warning page.

Bloggers whose content is consistent with this and other policies do not need to make any changes to their blogs.

Thank you for your continued feedback.  

The Blogger Team
There you go. And numb nuts here just fucking deleted all the posts that Google originally said were not allowed in their new terms of contract which now, apparently, is worth jack shit.  AN EMAIL INFORMING BLOGGERS OF THIS CHANGE OF HEART WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE GUYS! What a right carry on. So now we're allowed to post adult content again, right? Not sure what the fuck is going on. I need a bowl of porridge to cool me down. Sheesh, nearly 10 years of posts gone....

Update: HAH, got this literally 5 minutes after I posted the above -

Dear Blogger User,

This week, you received an email telling you about some changes we were 
making to the Blogger Content Policy. In that email, we announced a change 
to Blogger's porn policy stating that blogs distributing sexually explicit 
images or graphic nudity would be made private.

We've received lots of feedback about making a policy change that affects 
longstanding blogs, and the negative impact on individuals who post 
sexually explicit content to express their identities.

We appreciate the feedback. Instead of making this change, we will be 
maintaining our existing policies (

What this means for your blog:
Commercial porn will continue to be prohibited.
If you have pornographic or sexually explicit content on your blog, you 
must turn on the adult content setting 
( so that a warning 
will be shown.

If you don't have sexually explicit content on your blog and you're 
following the rest of the Blogger Content Policy 
(, you don't need to make any changes to 
your blog.

Thank you for your continued feedback,

The Blogger Team
 You couldn't make it up. As Col. Taylor said some three thousand years in the future "Keep your damned dirty stinking hands off my spanking porn!!!"

Tights Defence for Bonnie May.

Give me a woman in a pair of blustery bloomers any day but for cute babes in a pair of black tights then Bonnie May just ring your bell. More here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Wednesday, 4 March 2015

Double the Triple A Spanking Fun.

Guys, a little fantasy cosplay is what this gal loves best and the debut of a bubbly blonde babe and her well spanked ass are new on my main blog. More here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Tuesday, 3 March 2015

Spank Pix #4: When Harry Spanked Sally.

For fans of women in long flowery dresses check out this awesome photo from a classic UK spanking magazine. Here - Yeowch Spanking Blog.

Sunday, 1 March 2015

His Imperfect PA

Sometimes you just can't get the right staff but sometimes you have got the right staff and you've just got to whip them into shape to get the job done properly. Well, in our case, when I say whip I mean give them a spanking or something more strict as the lovely Belinda Lawson from Firm Hand Spanking is about to find out! - Check it out on my main blog - Yeowch Spanking Blog.